Bears Vikings Q&A

Each week, I like to sit down with a friend, enemy, stranger or other to talk about the upcoming game in an effort to steal intel and provide it to my beloved Bears. This week, I sat down with the incomparable Dan Chic-a-chic-a-coine to break down all the action we’ll all be witnesses to on Sunday Night.

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As you can see, Dan is a pretty crazy one, but it takes one to know one I suppose. 

This is completely normal.

We discussed a lot in a short amount of time, so be sure to read up to prepare yourself for Sunday Night – it’s a gonna be a doozy!

The Bears and Vikings have been playing each other since 1961. What’s been your favorite game of this “rivalry”?
You are funny that you think we consider the Bears a “rivalry” still, you aren’t the Packers bro!
I guess putting ” ” up wasn’t sarcastic enough for you. Plus, the Bears Packers rivalry is better.

 

What’s the most you’ve eaten in one game watch setting?
This question would be more appropriate to ask “how much I’ve drank during a game in one setting”.
I think one time, I ate an entire chicken. Still coming to grips with the neck part. 

What did it feel like when the Vikings won the Super Bowl?
Do you want me to stop answer these damn questions this soon, ouch!
Wait, they didn’t win one? Oh dang, my bad!

Biggest disappointment this season for the Vikings?
Easy one…the Bills fiasco.
I’ve got a couple for the Bears – the 20 point blown lead in Week 1, and the overall performance of special teams. 

What do you think of Kirk Cousins thus far? Do you Vike that?
Well since I drafted him in the 2nd round on my fantasy fb team, I’d say I’m definitely bought in and he’s doing great!
Cousins certainly has nice weapons to play with in Diggs and Thielan – both are just beasts that should put a bit of fear into any defense. Except Buffalo I guess? However, his trademarking could use some work. You Vike That is pretty weak. 

When someone says, “wide left” do you get triggered?
No comment.
LOL.

 

Explain to be this whole SKOL business? Like, do all Viking fans chew chewing tobacco?
You’d have to be a Vikings fan to understand this one, it’s an unspoken code we don’t disclose to the public.
Awesome, sounds pretty neat. 

Dalvin Cook has ruined my fantasy footballings while Thielan has been a blessing. What Bears have ruined your fantasy life?
Again you are funny to think I’d actually draft a Bear on my fantasy team…never gonna happen.
Well, then I’d tend to think that you aren’t very good at the fantasy footballings. It’s not like the Bears are in the top 5 of points per game this year or anything…oh wait.  

Toy Story 4 is coming out, are you jacked?
There was a Toy Story 3???
Dang! You gots some movies to catch up on!

No. Just no.

What pre-game rituals do you have?
1. confirm it’s on TV 2. if it’s not on TV, immediately start a twitter campaign against the local Fox TV station.
You should consider DirecTV, it has quality programming for all ages. This was in no way sponsored by DirecTV. 

Least favorite Bear player – current and all-time.
Current = don’t pay enough attention to them to know/care, just kidding of course it would be Khalil Mack, he better stay away from Cousins Sunday.
All-time = Jay Cutler, probably the biggest cry baby to play the game!
I can see where you’re coming from with Mack, but it’ll be someone like Lynch that ends up hurting Cousins. Cutler, yeah, he was pretty much the worst. However, he’s fantastic on the reality show with his wife. 

Favorite Spice Girl?
I’m more of a BackStreet Boys kinda guy.
EVERY-BO-DY (yeah, yeah) 

How do you feel about playing on Sunday Night?
Ask me on Monday morning as I’m dragging myself into work.
Challenge accepted. 

Score Prediction for Sunday Night?
Vikes = 35 Bears = 28
35?!?!?! Goodness gracious, I think it’ll be a great game, very close, but naturally, I see it another way. 
Bears 28 Vikings 20

BEAR DOWN!!!

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